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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 6999
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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