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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 52
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Crops Grown: 2603
Potions Brewed: 106 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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