Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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