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Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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