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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 29

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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