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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4701 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
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