NudeBeachDisaster Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your sandcastle on a nude beach, minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire creation! But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can join a community of fellow nudists who will have your back (literally) as you navigate the dangers of the wilderness.

Join us for epic battles against giant squid bosses, treasure hunts for hidden diamond thongs, and dance parties in the glowstone-lit disco cave. And don’t worry about getting lost – our resident parrot guides will lead you back to safety, squawking directions in perfect harmony.

So come on, strip down to your blocky birthday suit and join us on the wildest, wackiest, and most naked Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love stealing clothes!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

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Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	143	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

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Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	9641
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

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So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	868085
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ores Mined:	4100
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mines Excavated:	3577
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

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so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7211	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	296
Magic Items Found:	5650	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6747	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ores Mined:	4444	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	3014
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.