NotReallyMinecraft SMPKinoUnderstanding

Abuse, alienation, Approval, approval-seeking, Frail, image, joker persona, Kino, manhood, Masculinity, mental health, mental illness, NotReallyMinecraft, SMPKinoUnderstanding, societal alienation, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, society, strong image, Understanding, women sexuality

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Emeralds Found:	6987
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ores Mined:	3537

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3479
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	251	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.