Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 14
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Servers

  • HexArchon

    HexArchon

    Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Teacher

    Teacher

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WHY

    WHY

    NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Havzmar

    Havzmar

    Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sapphire SMP

    Sapphire SMP

    Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ContentVeen

    ContentVeen

    ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8615 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • With UneasyVan

    With UneasyVan

    Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 142

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Dimension Hops: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 177 Ores Mined: 5112

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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