Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to truly prove your manliness is by mastering the art of building pixelated structures! If you can’t understand the complex storyline of our server, then you might as well be a noob in real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where women’s sexuality is solely based on your Minecraft skin, not your actual personality. Just like Arthur in the first movie, you too can become a joker if society alienates, abuses, and harms you. But beware, once you stop being the joker, you’ll be just as lonely and alienated as you were before – just like in real life!

So come on, join our server and show off your manly building skills while navigating through the twisted world of Minecraft politics and drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find approval and acceptance among our crazy community of players. Just remember, maintaining a strong image is key – even if you’re mentally ill and frail in real life. Let’s get building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 53 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BlurCraft

    BlurCraft

    Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 New Chunks Explored: 341203
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ArksMC

    ArksMC

    Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Auria Network

    Auria Network

    OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TerraMedia Network

    TerraMedia Network

    Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Towns Built: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • uncovery minecraft

    uncovery minecraft

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DragonsRealm-MC

    DragonsRealm-MC

    DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LastBox

    LastBox

    LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Magic Items Found: 4061
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mangrove MC

    Mangrove MC

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Clover SMP

    Clover SMP

    The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 18 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kingdom of Hibernia

    Kingdom of Hibernia

    Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 347957
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 330 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Dimension Hops: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wildwood

    Wildwood

    checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VyrusMC

    VyrusMC

    VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlawlessMC

    FlawlessMC

    Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CubivalCraft

    CubivalCraft

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    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB Ultimate Reloaded by CraftersLand

    FTB Ultimate Reloaded  by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ulr.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Towns Built: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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