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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4974 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 37 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 280 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
so, like, this server is like the ultimate stress reliever, man. like, you know how sometimes you’re just, like, trying to mine some diamonds and then BAM, creeper blows up in your face? well, on this server, creeper explosions are, like, banned.
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!
