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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2898 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!