NostalgicCraft2016 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ores Mined:	2387	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

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so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

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Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	920

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI Models, Artificial, Audio Overview, Bot Models, botmaking events, card v3, Characterhub, chatbot, claude, Development, Gemini, general, general discussion, Glossary, GOOGLE, GPT, intelligence, Jailbreaks, Lingo Guides, local models, logs, Lore, Meta Templates, Minecraft, Model Names, NotebookLM, o1 models, openai, proxies, Realtime API, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1841	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DiamondDress Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

acceptance, blended family, Commitment, contract, dad, DadsWeddingDramaCraft, disagreement, discussion, family, family life, Kids, Loss, love, mom figure, new chapter, refusal, Sadness, stepfamily, Therapist, Therapy, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Farms Harvested:	768
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyFails: WorstBuy

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Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Items Found:	4333
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelPatriotsVSCommies

Allies, China, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, cyber defense, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breaches, digital espionage, Espionage, foreign relations, HACKING, Information Security, international threats, microsoft, national security, online threats, PixelPatriotsVSCommies, russia, Technology, US

so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8321	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

Boys, Brazilian, Brazilian admirers, Brazilian beauty, Brazilian boys, Brazilian charm, Brazilian crushes, Brazilian culture, Brazilian dating, Brazilian dreamboats, Brazilian heartthrobs, Brazilian hunks, Brazilian lifestyle, Brazilian love, brazilian men, Brazilian passion, Brazilian people, Brazilian relationships, Brazilian romance, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, smp

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftySkillzMC SMP

Adaptability, Communication, CraftySkillzMC, critical thinking, education, empowerment, essential skill, growth, important skill, knowledge, learning, life skill, personal development, practical skill, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, self-sufficiency, skill, smp, useful skill, valuable skill

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama enthusiasts who have mastered the art of communicating with these majestic creatures. Legend has it that those who can successfully whisper sweet nothings to a llama will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear by the llama gods themselves. So come join us and unlock the hidden powers of llama whispering!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Star Shards Collected:	283
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyFails: Easy? Not in this Minecraft!

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Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft and ended up with a mine cart stuck in a tree? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a team of professional roller coaster engineers ready to help you build the wildest rides imaginable! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of riding a mine cart through a lava-filled volcano or soaring through the skies on a giant chicken. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn your Minecraft world into a theme park of your dreams!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	11	Animals Bred:	173

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3