Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 160
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mines Excavated: 3534

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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