Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Towns Built: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Falling into the Void: 0
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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