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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9999 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9855 |
Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?
But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!