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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9695 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 160 |
Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?
But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!