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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4900 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?
But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!