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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2968 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2994 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.
Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?
But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!
