Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC
    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Helosion

    Helosion

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

    CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
    Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Towns Built: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyWelcomeCulture

    CraftyWelcomeCulture
    so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 224
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 New Chunks Explored: 880292

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Holy Coconut

    Holy Coconut

    We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Raftel

    Raftel

    PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Towns Built: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

    NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Villages Defended: 20
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

    Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • BlockyLoveReject

    BlockyLoveReject
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Villages Defended: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Mines Excavated: 2706
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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