join this cray cray minecraft server and u will experience nosebleeds no more, just like magic! we use the power of Pomalidomide, a drug for bone marrow cancer, to make ur nosebleeds disappear. it’s like a superpower, but for ur nose! come join us and say goodbye to bloody tissues forever. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure? come on, what are u waiting for? nosebleeds begone!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

    Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!
    Server Name Enival
    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
    Mods Proximity chat, QoL mods
    Community Small, chill, and friendly
    Whitelist Required to join
    Rules Minimal rules for maximum fun

    FAQs

    What is Enival?

    Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

    What mods are available on Enival?

    Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

    How can I join Enival?

    To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

    Are there many rules on Enival?

    Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

    Is there a world map available for Enival?

    Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

    Where can I apply to join Enival?

    You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Farms Harvested: 214
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

    Kween Hunting Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Crops Grown: 7580
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Ores Mined: 847
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

    But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

    And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

    GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl
    So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

    Invitation Needed Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

    Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

    But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ores Mined: 9406
    New Chunks Explored: 452866 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 53 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

    Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

    But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

    FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

    Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

    With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyChicksOnly

    CraftyChicksOnly
    Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

    Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

    We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

    So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 4346

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • HezboSmashCraft

    HezboSmashCraft
    hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

    SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest
    LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

    Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

    Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

    So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Potions Brewed: 194 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

    Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4598
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 37 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

    Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NoSmokeNoProbsMC

    NoSmokeNoProbsMC
    Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

    Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

    Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Runes Activated: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 102 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyGirlz

    CraftyGirlz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

    Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

    Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief
    So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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