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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4132 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3614 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.
we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?
