Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Crops Grown: 7268 Star Shards Collected: 250
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

    FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Star Shards Collected: 266
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Help Me Minecraft Server

    Help Me Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

    Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

    So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

    The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 21 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RageCraft: Instant Trigger

    RageCraft: Instant Trigger
    Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Magic Items Found: 3615
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

    one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

    and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

    so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

    CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 251 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

    Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 42 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Country Minecraft SMP Happen

    Country Minecraft SMP Happen
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Emeralds Found: 7080
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

    DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

    Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

    Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Towns Built: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NoApologiesMC

    NoApologiesMC
    Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

    We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

    Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 55 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • PixelPeenPalace

    PixelPeenPalace
    Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3575 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

    ParanoidPutin’sMCServer
    come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Ores Mined: 3756
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Animals Bred: 100
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

    MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

    like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

    so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

    come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Dimension Hops: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive

    Virgins Minecraft SMP Girls Hololive
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip around – like which hololive girls are still virgins! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous rumors, epic builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance (wink wink). So why wait? Join now and get in on the action before someone spills the tea!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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