Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Dragons Tamed: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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