Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 138
Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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