Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3594	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Magic Items Found:	7967	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ChewCraftersAnonymous

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to chew loudly or with our mouths wide open while playing! We understand the struggles of misophonia and we’re here to provide a safe and quiet space for all players.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world without the fear of triggering any unwanted noises. Our server is a haven for those who need peace and quiet while exploring the blocky universe of Minecraft.

Don’t worry, we won’t roll our eyes or chew obnoxiously like some of those unruly brownie-eating friends. We value friendship, but we value your sanity even more! So come on over and let’s game in harmony, away from the noisy chewers of the world.

Who knew a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from the horrors of loud chewing? Join us now and let’s build a world where misophonia is just a distant memory.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HorrorDeathMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever heard of the player who accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a friendly cat and got blown to smithereens? Or the one who tried to ride a pig off a cliff but ended up falling to their doom because the pig had a fear of heights? Well, if you want to experience these kinds of epic fails and more, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists at every turn. From building massive roller coasters that send players flying into lava pits to organizing sheep races where the winner gets a diamond block, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of evil llamas, a haunted mansion where players can test their bravery against spooky ghosts, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most outrageous deaths and wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockPartyJoy

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Are you ready to experience pure joy and happiness like never before? Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have the happiest moment of your life! Our server is so amazing that players have reported feeling like they’re floating on clouds of pure bliss while playing.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, showering you with diamonds and emeralds. And just when you think it can’t get any better, a unicorn flies by and offers to give you a ride to the mythical land of unlimited resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary laughing llamas, who will entertain you with their hilarious jokes and dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the creepers have traded in their explosive tendencies for some sick dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the happiest moment of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	2189	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WiretapCraft Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! We got creepers that explode confetti, and zombies that dance the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, even China can’t hack it. They tried to steal our wiretap requests, but all they got was a recipe for pumpkin pie.

So come join us and build a castle made of diamonds, ride a pig into battle, and maybe even find the legendary treasure of Steve’s missing sock. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PixelPanic: 1 Dead, 10 Hurt in Israel

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, bro. you gotta join cuz it’s like a virtual paradise, like, better than a unicorn riding a rainbow.

we got so much cool stuff, like, diamonds for days and mobs that drop cake instead of loot. and get this, our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

you won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on this server, like that time a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

so come join us, cuz this server is like a magical land of wonder and excitement. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, amirite?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SleepyCraft: ForeverChem Fun

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join our epic minecraft server and experience the wildest adventure of your life! our server is so lit, it will make you forget about sleep entirely.

we have special PFAS “forever chemicals” that will make you feel like you never need to sleep again. you’ll be mining and crafting all night long, reaching levels of creativity you never thought possible.

people with blood levels in the highest third on our server slept around 80 minutes less per night – who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle or exploring the depths of the nether?

elevated PFOS concentrations on our server are linked to difficulties falling asleep, staying asleep, waking frequently, or feeling tired during the day – but who cares when you’re having so much fun in our crazy world of blocks and mobs?

join now and say goodbye to sleep – you’ll be too busy having the time of your life in our insane minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Seraph’s Mild! No chaos, just fluffy bunnies and rainbows. Join now for a serene vanilla experience!

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Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with players in-game using chat or voice
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Connect with the community through Discord
Active community & staff	Engage with a lively player base and trusted moderators
No /tpa, /home, etc.	Minimal teleportation commands for a vanilla experience
Enforced Rules	Ensure fair play and enjoyable gameplay for all members

How to Join

You can apply to join our server by joining our Discord server and submitting an application. It’s simple!

Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Seraph’s Wild server?

To join the server, simply join our Discord and apply for membership.

2. What is the minimum age requirement to join?

The server is for players aged 16 and above.

3. Are there any teleportation commands available?

There are minimal teleportation commands such as /tpa and /home to maintain a vanilla experience.

4. Can I participate in community projects and towns?

Absolutely! The server encourages participation in community projects and towns.

5. Is the server free from lag?

Yes, the server ensures minimal lag for a smooth gameplay experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	191
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zelda’s Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for Zelda to get her act together and be the hero we all know she can be? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, Zelda has finally found her calling as a master builder! Join us and help her create epic castles, dungeons, and maybe even rescue a few princesses along the way (sorry Mario, you’re on your own this time). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Zelda what she’s been missing out on all these years!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7153	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mines Excavated:	2936	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1979	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LabTestLineCutters

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making appointments gives you VIP treatment! Just like how this Canadian walked right past the line at the lab test center, you can skip the wait and jump straight into the action on our server.

Imagine the satisfaction of cutting through the line of mobs and claiming your loot before anyone else even gets a chance. Just like how this guy stood his ground and got his lab work done without any hassle, you can conquer the virtual world with ease.

Join us now and experience the thrill of priority access, because on our server, appointments have priority and it doesn’t matter what the haters say. Make your appointment with destiny and dominate the game like a true boss. Don’t be an asshole, be a legend on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NoobMaster69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you feel like a potato trying to play with pros? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond in the rough!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockyControversy2030

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what controversial things we’ll be accepting in 50 years! Will we all be riding llamas instead of horses? Will creepers become our new best friends? Will we finally accept that pineapple DOES belong on pizza? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?) So come on down and witness the future of Minecraft controversy, before it’s too late!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mines Excavated:	1598	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7