NoParentsAllowedFuneral | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

acclaimed book, best books, bestseller, blocky, book awards, book buzz, book critics, book lovers, book recommendation, book review, Bookworms, Incelyork Times, literary acclaim, literary community, Literature, Minecraft, must-read, New York Times, popular book, reading, Server, Times, top books, widely acclaimed

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

What Games Let Me Play As A Dangerous Fox Minecraft SMP

action games, adventure games, animal games, Dangerous, dangerous fox, Fox, fox abilities, fox adventure, fox character, fox combat, fox games, fox hunting, fox powers, fox protagonist, fox role-playing, fox simulation, fox simulator, fox stealth, fox survival, games, Minecraft, Play, predator games, smp, stealth games, wildlife games

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as a sassy, dangerous fox! That’s right, you can roam the lands with your cunning wit and sharp claws, causing chaos wherever you go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Fox Queen, who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that she can turn players into foxes with just a flick of her tail. Will you dare to challenge her and claim the title of Fox King?

Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky chickens – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
New Chunks Explored:	457851	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CatWatch Minecraft Server

Accommodation, aita, Boundaries, cat behavior, cat shedding, cat sitting, CatWatch, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, pet allergies, pet care, pet ownership, refusing to watch partner’s cat, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, travel expectations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Void Armor Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

chilling, Dangerous, disturbing behavior, manipulative, meeting people, oh shit moment, OhShitMoment, Personality Disorder, PsychoCraft, psychopath, red flags, smp, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, comfort, Connection, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, eye contact, friendship, Intimacy, non-sexual intimacy, personal space, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, sharing secrets, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, warmth

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

advocacy, consent, CraftyRapeLawsInIndia, criminal justice, domestic violence, gender equality, gender-based violence, Government, Harsh, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, justice system, law enforcement, legal reform, marital rape, outlawed, patriarchy, sexual assault, social justice, victim advocacy, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mines Excavated:	3968	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

Behavior, Classrooms, Crafty, CREW, Development, discovery, early childhood, education, Kids, learning, molecules, movement, movement patterns, Observation, patterns, Physicists, preschool, research, Science, Similarities, study, Tiny, tots, water vapour

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	151
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Enchanted Factions

Challenges, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Factions, Gear, Ip:, Land Claim, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Missions, Players, Premium, quests system, Raiding, Rewards, Slots, Survival, Towns, Treasures, Version, Villages

Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9615	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

administration, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Farms, Ip:, Minecraft, Modes, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Plugins, Private, Projects, Quests, Russian, Server, Shops, SlopeClassic, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Version, Weddings, Without Launcher

? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

? Our modes:

• Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

• SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

Have a nice game on MineSlope!

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Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5131
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7070	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

1.21.1, 99.99% uptime, bedrock, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, eggplant, Halloween, hard difficulty, INVISIBLE, java, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, Public, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
How many seasons are you currently on?	We are currently on our 9th season.
Do you have community events?	Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Late Bloomer Minecraft Server

adolescence, awkward, bloomer, Character development, Coming of Age, cringe-worthy, Emotional journey, growth, Identity, Late, late bloomer, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PAINFUL, Reflection, relatable, RELIVE, Self Discovery, Server, slow progress, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, watch

Are you tired of being a late bloomer in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a late bloomer is actually a good thing! We have special events where late bloomers are celebrated with fireworks, cake, and even a parade in their honor. Join our server and embrace your inner late bloomer in style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

/Mine/Gig/ – Minecraft SMP Giggles

4th anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, giggles, Maps, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and the creepers dance to disco music!

We’ve got character trailers that will make you question reality, like “Xilonen: Fervent Beats” where our character dances their way through battles like a pro! And don’t forget “The Duty of Name Forging” where Xilonen takes on the ultimate challenge of naming every single block in the game.

Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” will blow your mind with its epic trailer that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our 4th Anniversary Web Event “Starlight Reverie” is live until October 12th, where you can win prizes that will make your friends jealous.

Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon characters like Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori! And don’t forget about the weapon banners featuring Uraku Misugiri and Peak Patrol Song – because who doesn’t want a sword that sings?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to making diamonds rain from the sky!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Farms Harvested:	726	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KidCare Minecraft Server

abandonment, childcare, family, family dynamics, family time, fertility treatments, Help, KidCare, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, SAHM, Selfishness, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support, teenage parents

Are you tired of boring parents who only care about themselves and their new baby? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama and have some fun!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid parents who think you’re just a “practice run” and prioritize their new baby over you. Say goodbye to being ignored when you’re sick or needing help with schoolwork. On our server, you’re the star!

And get this – our server is so awesome that even if your parents try to guilt trip you into watching your sibling while they go to fertility treatments, you can just log on and play Minecraft instead. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore virtual worlds?

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind. It’s time to show your parents that you deserve better and have some fun while doing it. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together – because you deserve it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Falling into the Void:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3