NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

adult chat, adult content, Discreet, FANTASY, fwb, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, kik, Kik thread, kik threadtrading, meatstro99, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes exchange, online trading, Personal, Private, sexting, sharing, smp, taboo, Thread, trading nudes, Wife

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

aita, apartment search, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockheadAITA, childhood home, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Digging, Effort, fixing problems, free living, hard work, Homeowner, idiot, long-term planning, Mortgage, Moving, relationship, spring water, water issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

#Sayings, antiquated language, antiquated sayings, banal sayings, Cliches, common sayings, exhausted expressions, hackneyed phrases, language trends, linguistic pet peeves, obsolete phrases, outdated idioms, outmoded idioms, overused expressions, repetitive language, retired phrases, Sayonara, stale language, tired cliches, trite phrases, verbal habits, worn-out expressions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	476333	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

autists, boys club, Climb, club, Competitive Gaming, Dedication, discrimination, Diversity, fighters, game knowledge, games, Gaming Community, HIGH, hours played, iq, Minecraft, Neuro, neurotypical, perseverance, Peruvians, Server, skill level, Stereotypes, Tryhard

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

FAMOUS, Indonesian, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

can’t forget, Comment, Community, discussion, forever remembered., Haunting, Impactful, internet, lasting impression, lingering, memorable, post, reddit, RedditPostSMP, social media, still resonates, StillNotOverIt, stuck in my mind, Thought-provoking, unforgettable, unforgettable moment, viral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyConfessions

clandestine obsession, covert satisfaction, CraftyConfessions, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure habits, hidden delight, hidden guilty pleasure, hidden pleasure, private enjoyment, private guilty pleasure, private pleasure, private thrill, secret guilty pleasure, secret indulgence, secret satisfaction, undercover delight, undercover pleasure, undisclosed gratification, undisclosed guilty pleasure, undisclosed passion, undisclosed vice

Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6059	Farms Harvested:	401
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

JustStorm, Lore, Minecraft, Off Season, Server, wipe

The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3853	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Big Mom Pirates, blocky, brook, elbaf arc, franky, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, MVPRaws, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, spoilers, Straw Hat Pirates, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp, Vinsmoke Family, Wano Country

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3141
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crops Grown:	8297
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8