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Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1026	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8687
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Animals Bred:	179	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	216834
Emeralds Found:	2257	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4762
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crops Grown:	8043	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Potions Brewed:	97
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyLove

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1