Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!

Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!

But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!

Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Crops Grown: 8706 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Server
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