Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bad behavior, Cultural differences, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful tourists, foreign visitors, foreigners, foreigners go home, hate, i hate, intolerance, Minecraft, negative experiences, Noobs, Nuisance, Nuisance Foreigners, Outta, Rude, Server, unwanted guests, Xenophobia

Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

age gap, asian, Asian fetish, Bearded, big, bwc, cope, Cultural differences, DILF, ex, hairy, interracial, Jealousy, lumberjack, marrying, masc, Masculinity, Minecraft, Older, relationship, Server, Small, small Asian, White

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Farms Harvested:	605
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	175888

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

#youtube, asian music, calming, cultural music, healing, HOLY, holy soul, instrumental music, Korean music, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Seo, seoul, Seovl, smp, soothing music, Soulful Music, SOVL, SPIRITUAL, traditional music, Video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, cc, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, FotM Fit Edition, Golem Alts Meetup, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Wolf’s Pier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Did They Minecraft SMP

Did they, did they actually, did they genuinely, did they honestly, did they truly, doubt, inquiry, long tail tags: did they really, Minecraft, smp, speculation Did they, tags: questioning, uncertainty, y’know

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2160	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!