BlockyBanter – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Are you tired of the same old peaceful servers where you can build in peace? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s urban warfare edition! That’s right, you’ll have to fight off mobs and other players while trying to survive in the city.

But wait, there’s more! Our DLC is so worth it that you’ll be laughing all the way to the creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on the book – it’s a meme, but in the best way possible.

Want to bring Dwarf Fortress into the mix? Sorry, not welcome here. We have enough chaos as it is!

Looking to boost your performance? Just download Performance Fish and Rocketman mods and you’ll never look back. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted chicken riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoParentsAllowedFuneral

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, we promise).

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your aunt’s passing (seriously, who needs a funeral when you can be building epic structures in Minecraft?). Plus, we have so many VHS tapes to watch with your virtual friends – Ben Hur, Heidi, Marco, you name it!

And get this – our server is so crazy, even your boyfriend’s parents will want to join in on the fun. Who cares if they’ve never met your parents before? It’s a party in Minecraft, baby!

So come on down to our server and leave all your worries behind. We promise you’ll have a blast – and hey, you might even forget all about that funeral stuff. Join us now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SportySMPMaster: Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to become the ultimate sports champion without breaking a sweat! Imagine effortlessly dominating in every sport imaginable, from soccer to underwater basket weaving. Our server has magical powers that will turn you into a sports prodigy overnight. Say goodbye to boring practices and hello to instant greatness! So come join us and show off your newfound athletic prowess in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockBusterCraft

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid the disastrous consequences of not having enough block-building in your life!

Imagine a world where not placing enough blocks leads to a catastrophic shortage of pixelated pigs. That’s the reality you’ll face if you don’t join our server and start crafting like your virtual life depends on it.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of block-obsessed villagers who will stop at nothing to recruit new members. Will you be the next chosen one to join their ranks and unlock the hidden powers of the legendary Diamond Pickaxe?

Don’t risk the wrath of the pixelated pig shortage or miss out on the chance to become a block-building legend. Join our Minecraft server now and start crafting your way to virtual greatness!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ApexBillionaire’sOopsie

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so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da UK government wants in on da action! dey accidentally leaked da email of da fifth-richest man in da world cuz dey were tryna get on dis server so bad. imagine da chaos, da drama, da thrill of playin on a server dat even da big shots wanna be a part of. so come on, join us and be a part of dis wild ride. who knows, maybe u’ll be da next one leakin emails and causin a stir.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The-Farm MC

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Welcome to The Farm MC!

Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills are put to the test! Stranded on a tiny island in the sky with limited resources, you must think creatively and work diligently to thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned Skyblock pro or just starting out, we have features for all levels of experience.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChillCraft – Our pets have jobs and love McMMO! Drama-free server with a supportive community.

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CasualCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	103.152.196.66
Features	Classic survival with RPG elements, two unique worlds, leaderboards, gear grinding, enchanting, mounts, pets, custom crafting

What makes CasualCraft special?

RPG World: Dive into our custom RPG world filled with quests, dangerous mobs, and powerful rewards. No item drop rule.

Survival World: Gather resources, grind for gear, hone enchantments. Challenge yourself before entering the RPG world.

Gear Grinding and Enchanting: Optimize your setup, use Enchanter NPC for best enchants, become unstoppable.

Leaderboards: Compete for top spot in various leaderboards like Baltop and McMMO Top.

Mounts, Pets, and Custom Crafting: Unlock mounts, collect pets, discover unique crafting recipes.

Whether conquering Survival or exploring RPG world, CasualCraft offers diverse gameplay options.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on CasualCraft?	No, we focus on cooperative gameplay and do not allow PvP.
Are there any age restrictions on the server?	While we are mostly adults, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above using your Minecraft client.
Is cheating tolerated on CasualCraft?	No, we have zero tolerance for cheaters and maintain a fair gaming environment.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from official trailers to insane crossover miniseries with DC.

Looking for a place to chat about Sonic x Shadow Generations and speculate on the release dates like it’s the end of the world? Look no further, we got you covered.

And don’t forget about our exclusive Sonic Rumble event, where you can battle it out with other players in epic showdowns.

Join now for a chance to explore our Pixel World filled with Sonic-themed creations and unleash your inner Sonic fanboy/girl. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement, join us today!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hangry Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has a magical enchantment that makes your coding skills skyrocket when you’re hungry! That’s right, forget about those pesky hunger pangs because they will actually make you a coding genius!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken named Sir Clucksalot who can grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast world of Minecraft. And rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds! Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a chicken in a coop, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where hunger equals coding prowess and chickens hold the key to unlimited riches. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers can’t blow up your personal information like Bob did to this poor soul! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the moment Bob called our player on their personal number.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your brother-in-law Jake leaking your info to the competition. Instead, you’ll be too busy dodging virtual arrows and building epic structures to even think about real-life drama.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of facing off against bosses like Bob in a virtual world, all while crafting your own destiny? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret office number hidden in a dungeon somewhere.

Don’t let Bob get you down, join our Minecraft server today and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than cleaning a gross bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where cooking skills are celebrated and bathroom cleaning is banned!

We understand the struggle of having to clean up after your siblings’ bathroom mess, which is why we offer a virtual escape to a world where you can cook up a storm without worrying about dirty toilets. Plus, we have a strict “no bathroom cleaning” policy in place!

Join us and show off your culinary creations while avoiding the dreaded chore of cleaning up after others. Who needs a sparkling bathroom when you can have a blast in our Minecraft world? Come join us and leave the bathroom cleaning behind for good!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

StrangerTalksMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting conversation you have is about what color sheep you found? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod, or building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses because why not? Our community is full of quirky individuals who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and make ridiculous memories, then come join us! Who knows, you might just end up in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to bake a cake. The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3218	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafting for Love

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Are you so single that even the Ender Dragon won’t swipe right on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save your love life! Join us and you’ll have more virtual companions than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our players are so friendly, they’ll even help you mine for that special someone. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers exploding hearts all around you? So come on, join our server and let’s craft some love connections!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Mystic Paradis

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[1.21] | Mystical paradise | It is one of the newest networks in the world with the most popular game modes! In it you can find 1 game mode with several customs. servers for our players, you can enjoy • CUSTOM SURVIVAL • COMING SOON SKYBLOCK • FACTIONS • and MUCH more with our amazing and growing community of top players!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	2-month-old SMP, whitelisted
Server Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Minimal addons: Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated player base + Fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	Basic rules: no griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join thru the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided above.

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

A: The average age range is lower 20s but we have a wide range of ages.

Q: Are new players welcome?

A: Yes, the server is friendly to new players.

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

A: Fun events are hosted for players to enjoy.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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CasualCraft Minecraft Server

What makes CasualCraft special?

FAQ

Updated October 22, 2024

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

Updated October 22, 2024

Hangry Minecraft SMP

Updated October 22, 2024

BroBILdoxxedMe Minecraft Server

Updated October 22, 2024

Bathroom Duty for Dinner? NOPE!

Updated October 22, 2024

Crafting for Love

Updated October 22, 2024

Mystic Paradis

Updated October 22, 2024

Banana Sandwich: Where you can fight mobs by throwing sandwiches at them

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What is the average age range of players on the server?

Q: Are new players welcome?

Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Potions Brewed:	143	Astral Projections Made:	0