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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 5456 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 269 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.