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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5770 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as derpy as you are. We have a secret potion that turns all your fails into epic wins – just ask our resident wizard, Steve the Sheep, he’s been known to turn creepers into cuddly pets with a flick of his wand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and wielding a tiny sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even become the next Potato King of the server.