Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
Endless Night Skies: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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