NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4584
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4148	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	6727
Dragon Eggs Found:	1052	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Nomercymc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Items Found:	4992
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2920
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Animals Bred:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Farms Harvested:	998	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	452	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.