NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2488	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	147

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	563	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	4647	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	New Chunks Explored:	165927
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Towns Built:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Towns Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	3107
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.