Non-Political Minecraft Server

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Tired of all the political drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be voting on is whether to build a giant statue of a potato or a llama! No political debates here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Our server is so non-political that even the creepers have agreed to a ceasefire and now just want to dance the night away with you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll uncover ancient scrolls that reveal the true purpose of llamas in Minecraft society. It’s a llama conspiracy, I tell ya!

So leave your political woes at the door and come join us for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockPartyFamDrama

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Are you tired of family drama tearing your life apart? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no family betrayal, only blocky fun and adventures! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without worrying about being falsely accused by your siblings or significant other. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are always down for a good time. So leave the family drama behind and join us for a wild ride on our server! Who needs family when you have llamas, am I right?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BestieBreakup Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

We have epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary prank wars – one time, someone turned the entire spawn area into a giant chicken coop!

So why did you end your friendship with your best friend? Because you found a new best friend on our Minecraft SMP who shares your love for chaos and shenanigans.

Join us now and let the laughter and craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

8billionluckyblocks

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Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, you better be if you want to join our Minecraft server! With 8 billion people on Earth, the odds of finding a server as awesome as ours are slim to none. But fear not, because we’ve got all the luck on our side!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you’ll encounter diamond-encrusted pigs, lava-spewing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank with explosive surprises. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of Minecraft Master?

So come on down to our server and test your luck in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just be the luckiest player in the world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dimension Hops:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyKremlinJailbreak

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come join our minecraft server where insulting officials gets you a free trip to russia! but dont worry, we have our own special prison just for you! build your own cell and decorate it with pictures of putin! who needs freedom when you have a cozy jail cell, am i right? plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the kremlin! maybe you can become besties with putin himself! hurry up and join before the fbi finds out about our secret russian connections!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchantments Applied:	204	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Block the Bite Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting eaten alive by those pesky blood-sucking mosquitoes while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft creations? Well, fear no more, because on this server, we have MOSQUITO BITE BLOCKING TEXTILES! That’s right, our virtual fibers are infused with bug-repellent properties that will keep those annoying insects at bay while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have been forged in the fiery depths of the Nether by a group of enchanted Endermen. With this pickaxe in hand, you’ll be able to mine through obsidian like it’s butter and collect diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with rare loot and enchanted gear? Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove, so if you think you have what it takes, come join us on the server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before, all while staying bite-free and wielding the power of the Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Caved-In Underground SMP – We promise it’s not just a hole lot of digging!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Challenge SMP Server
Features	World is just caves, but all biomes spawn Races with different perks No PvP within the same race Protections with /claim command Crossplay support (PC Java, PC Bedrock, mobile)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the playtest?	Just add server: play.majakas.eu Port is default on Java and Bedrock.
What will I receive for participating in the playtest?	Everyone who participates and leaves feedback will receive a small thank you package in-game when the playtest ends.
Can I leave feedback after the playtest ends?	Yes, you can join the discord channel: https://discord.gg/qewsnxwa and leave your feedback in the #playtest-feedback channel.
Will the progress and world be reset after the playtest?	Normally, no. The progress and world will not be reset except in case of major issues.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mines Excavated:	4329	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Anime Son Minecraft Server

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Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret hidden dimension where all the anime boys are waiting to be adopted as your virtual sons! Imagine having a cute anime boy following you around, helping you mine for diamonds and slay monsters. Plus, they come with their own special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes or summoning giant pandas to protect you. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate anime dad!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Ruffians Minecraft SMP – Laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrots, or watch as someone accidentally unleashes a horde of angry llamas on their unsuspecting base.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little. Just remember, you may have laughed at the Ruffians, but it can happen to you too.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ResellRuinMinecraft

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Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

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Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyComfortsTV

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	86
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

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Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Farms Harvested:	273	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.