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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 5034 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!