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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7581 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!