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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1070 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 723 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2309 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!