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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1770 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1520 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!