join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY