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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4137 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 277189 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9678 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).