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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 3303 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
New Chunks Explored: | 101610 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).