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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8089 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 49 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6483 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 8574 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).