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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 9509 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8778 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6541 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 1706 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).