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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 8602 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).