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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1785 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).