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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Enchantments Applied:	87
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	296782	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	679
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	2658
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	4572	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Enchantments Applied:	183	Players Killed by Monsters:	130
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crops Grown:	3839
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7710
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8844
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	91
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	8673	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	148
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ores Mined:	6772	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4